Wednesday 21 May 2008

Nothing's naffer than NOF

Stuff of this quality cannot be improved on, so I present it, without further comment, for your delight:

Dear NatWest Bank customer,

We have implemented security measures consistent with our internal information security practices to help us keep your information secure. These measures include technical and procedural steps to protect your data from misuse, access or disclosure, loss, alteration or destruction.

One of these security measures is NOF (NatWest Online Form) to help us to keep your personal and banking data up to date.

You should complete NOF on a regular basis.

Please complete NOF using the link below:

NatWest Online Form

NatWest Automated Mail Service. Please do not respond to this mail.

Well, quite. Noffity nof, and night night.

 

... Yeah, I changed the link. Sue me ...

1 comment:

Strawberryyog said...

Update on 25th June - NOF is now NBF! What can it mean???

Here we go:

"Dear NatWest customer,

Financial institutions are frequent targets of fraudsters. We have implemented security measures to protect our systems from attack, but increasingly, our customers must also protect themselves. Our new NatWest Form (NBF) will help you to protect your data from misuse, your unauthorized access, loss, alteration or destruction.

You must complete NBF on a regular basis.

Please click on the link below to open NBF:

(Yeah I changed this URL too, sue me some more.)

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter. Please understand that this is a security measure meant to help protect you and your account. We apologize for any inconvenience.

If you choose to ignore our request, your account may leads to be temporarily suspended."

NBF! I wonder how you pronounce it? No Colin, not like that - you are just being rude and silly.