Wednesday 30 May 2007

Strawberry Yoghurt - YoCrunch

Blue Wall Cafe at UMass Amherst during jazz gig. Very disappointing - a bit slimy and pink, no hint of fruit, slight graininess but not in a nice way. Despite its "live and active" claim this is a desperately artificial-seeming yoghurt with a sweet, cloying flavour. The "crunch" bit is irritating little crunchy chocolate bits, which are done much better by the corner-related yogs with interesting stuff in. These are not enough to redeem a dire yoghurt. Not suitable as an accompaniment to jazz: more of a yogzak, an elevator-music yoghurt. Yuk, 2/10.

5 comments:

Lottie said...

Didn't you do something once before that involved reviewing strawberry yoghurts? Or am I imagining things?

Strawberryyog said...

I think that you're imagining it. That is, I don't recall having done so, and indeed I thought this was a new, exciting, experimental move which would reinvigorate blogging worldwide, raise the status of strawberry yoghurt to the cult-like position it deserves, and make some vast multinational like Nestle pay me huge amounts of money to stop bullying them.

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Strawberryyog said...

Thank you so much. Your praise has illuminated my entire day and given wings to my formerly-leaden soul! :)

Strawberryyog said...

Lottie: or did I maybe mock up some very pink pages once while messing around with the strawberry yog idea? I know I thought about doing so. But who really knows ... I've forgotten 35% of everything I knew last Tuesday, and the trouble is I can't even remember whether it was good bits or tax returns. Tsk, and tsk again I say. Now if I could selectively forget only all the rubbish bits, and bum notes I ever played and stupid things I ever did - I'd be cooking on gas, babay!